Okay I lied. I’m not sleeping yet. Here’s another bonkles snapchat.
I’m actually going to go to sleep now. Good night <3
it’s that time again. the time when i ask the tag to tell me all about their favorite robot ships.
who are they? do they live or die? what do you think their relationship is like? how are they coping now on Spherus Magna, after their god threw a moon at somebody and banished the physical manifestation of the darkness in the world, if not the actual darkness itself?
most importantly, do they have silly nicknames for each other and if they were given the option of domesticity, how long would it be before something blew up.
*pulls out chair, sits on it backwards, crosses arms on top of it and leans forward*
“I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.”
— Onua about Lewa
I know this is a quote from a novel but you don’t understand this fits perfectly with my headcanon that Onua is a master of talking absolutely filthy to his partners without ever saying a dirty word
THIS FICLET WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS WHY THE HELL DID I THINK I COULD WRITE THIS
to top it all off, i lost my own bet. this is probably the sappiest happiest fic i’ve ever written on here, there’s like one sad sentence out of the admittedly small total.
oh well. at least i got to traumatize Tahu a bit.
this could probably use a lot more editing but i’m super hungry and i happen to know there’s a leftover piece of almond butter/banana/chocolate chip sandwich in the freezer. i’m totally calling dibs.
Bara Magna is weird. Agori are weirder. The creation of new life is more than a little gross. There’s something fundamental to caring no matter who you are or what you’re made of.
[Set after everyone’s crash-landed on Bara Magna/Spherus Magna, based on the wiki’s info that Agori are completely organic at birth and can in fact be born. The smallest things can be unspeakably huge, and the most alien things can seem incredibly familiar.]
oh you bastard
if you’re this good at the happy and that good at the sad, that leaves nothing for the rest of us
so according to the wiki Agori can reproduce?? holy shit the MU gang’s first encounter with the miracle of birth must have been hilarious and mildly horrifying
I REFUSE TO TAKE THAT BET BECAUSE YOU WILL WIN
So Rahkshi are super destructive and feral and everything, which makes sense with the Makuta being beings of shadow and all. But in the Melding Universe, the Makuta are beings of light, but still have kraata powers (different ones, but still). It wouldn’t make sense if Melding Rahkshi were still like that, so…
Maybe Melding Rahkshi are, like…super polite?
They rescue Mahi from quicksand
They help little old Matoran cross the street
They stop along the street to help Matoran building things and then purchase their merchandise to stimulate the economy
I like Super Polite Melding Rahkshi
But they still can’t talk and make those crazy screamy noises normal Rahkshi do.
bionicle fandom I’m begging you. someone draw this.
you make my ko-koro go doki doki
C’MERE MY DARLING LITTLE SHITS
I’m not over-pleased with this, but it’s been mostly written on my laptop since forever and I’m doubtful I’ll be able to make it any better than it is now.
It’s more a collection of related drabbles than an actual fic. Also apparently the universe has folded around itself so that both the Toa Nuva and the Toa Inika exist on Metru Nui at the same time. Why? IDK. Call it an AU?
They glowed like new-forged metal, but unity was always the virtue they had the most problems with. Now they rust, and inevitably fade away.
[T/G, K/P, and O/L, although romance takes a back burner. Homesickness, a tendency towards physical violence, and amazingly enough, no actual character death.]
[small dying noises]
Hey, guys! This is an informational post on how to support Zero Escape. The next game in the series just got indefinitely put on hiatus due to financial difficulties, which is a really devastating blow to the entire fanbase.
You can buy 999 here! It’s the first game in the series, it’s for DS, and it’s $20. /$20./ Hell yeah. It’s a combination of visual novel elements and puzzle solving, and the story is amazing.
You can buy VLR here for the 3DS ($30), or You can buy it here for the Vita!($25)Did you buy a Vita for Persona 4 Golden or the English localization of Dangan Ronpa? Buy VLR and play it! Did you buy a 3DS for Pokemon X/Y? Buy VLR and play it! It’s the sequel to 999, and the story is just as good as the first one, which is really rare with all the sequel-itis going around these days.
VLR is also available for 3DS in the Nintendo Eshop, if that’s what floats your boat.